[Her light is off but that doesn't mean anything She's laying in bed, reading quietly by mage-light. But, you know, when her idiot bondmate/boyfriend meanders in attempting to be stealthy, she closes her book and looks at him long and hard.]
[ He was just making sure he wasn't waking her since unlike him, she needs sleep during the night?? Why are his bondmates so sassy?? But he slips his way inside and is quiet about the way he shuts the door behind him, making his way over to the bed where he drops himself down to sit at the foot of the bed. ]
There's something I have to tell you. Something that's shocked me to my very core and I don't know what to think of it.
[ After a long pause, he looks to her. Dead fucking serious. ]
[Because everyone from Wallachia is sassy and good looking. Look at all three of them...
Sypha sits up straight as he talks. Her brow furrows in genuine concern. She...honestly felt that, in the bond. Something seems to be bugging him, and she's empathetic enough to give it her full attention.
And then he drops that nugget in her lap. And she just blinks.]
[ He doesn't mean to blurt that out so enthusiastically but he sure did because SOMEONE GETS IT?? ]
I saw someone selling some whips so I asked if they were enchanted and they asked me how and I said to cause pain and then we got into this weird talk about how these particular whips are for sex and I still can't get over it, fuck.
[ God bless Sypha honestly. Even if she's sure he hates her.
Trevor SIGHS SO DRAMATICALLY and flops himself back down against the bed, arm draped across his forehead as he stares up to the ceiling with those blue eyes of his. ]
That's what I said. But it's a thing apparently.
[ Rolling over onto his side, he drops his chin into his palm and frowns at Sypha. ]
I don't know. I think they said something like some people like pain or are sensitive and it's a turn on I guess or something. It's all sort of a blur to me.
[ Running a hand over his face, he flops down now onto his stomach on the bed, legs kicking along the bed some. ]
Which... I don't know about that since I've never seen any vampire try and suck me off when I whip them. Suck my neck, sure. But nothing else, that's for sure.
[Sypha clicks her tongue. That's rude, Treffy. That's really gross. Don't give her this image. Nevermind that she's definitely done this for him by now.]
People in the future of the world are weird.
All this technology, and they choose to use herding tools to get their jollies off with.
[ Does he LOOK like some leather-clad wearing daddy who wields a whip??? Not yet maybe. But for now? No. ]
But I'm fine. Just, you know, surprised that people use whips for things that aren't killing monsters. Like this is some common knowledge or something.
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...Yes...what do you want, Trevor?
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There's something I have to tell you. Something that's shocked me to my very core and I don't know what to think of it.
[ After a long pause, he looks to her. Dead fucking serious. ]
They sell whips here for sex.
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Sypha sits up straight as he talks. Her brow furrows in genuine concern. She...honestly felt that, in the bond. Something seems to be bugging him, and she's empathetic enough to give it her full attention.
And then he drops that nugget in her lap. And she just blinks.]
...Excuse me...?
[She is Shook.]
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[ He doesn't mean to blurt that out so enthusiastically but he sure did because SOMEONE GETS IT?? ]
I saw someone selling some whips so I asked if they were enchanted and they asked me how and I said to cause pain and then we got into this weird talk about how these particular whips are for sex and I still can't get over it, fuck.
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[Sypha shakes her head and reaches her hands out to Trevor, trying to prompt him to come closer.]
Why would you...? What...even. It's not for that!
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Trevor SIGHS SO DRAMATICALLY and flops himself back down against the bed, arm draped across his forehead as he stares up to the ceiling with those blue eyes of his. ]
That's what I said. But it's a thing apparently.
[ Rolling over onto his side, he drops his chin into his palm and frowns at Sypha. ]
Just what the fuck?
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It's a stupid thing. What the fuck?
[She does not hate him! Why would he think that? She's said the L word like 5 times now.]
Why on earth would anyone do that? It's a tool for herding and vampire hunting...not...that.
...Fuck that would hurt.
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[ Running a hand over his face, he flops down now onto his stomach on the bed, legs kicking along the bed some. ]
Which... I don't know about that since I've never seen any vampire try and suck me off when I whip them. Suck my neck, sure. But nothing else, that's for sure.
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Nevermind that she's definitely done this for him by now.]People in the future of the world are weird.
All this technology, and they choose to use herding tools to get their jollies off with.
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I mean... the whips didn't look anything like my family's? But I still wouldn't use a whip for... that.
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[She's not that kind of girl.]
I guess that would be really shocking to you, seeing that. Are you okay?
[Like, really okay?]
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[ Does he LOOK like some leather-clad wearing daddy who wields a whip??? Not yet maybe. But for now? No. ]
But I'm fine. Just, you know, surprised that people use whips for things that aren't killing monsters. Like this is some common knowledge or something.
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[Sypha chuckles.]
But yeah, I'm surprised anyone would let someone hit them with a whip. That's...that sounds needlessly painful.
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[ And that's what he's going to believe. ]
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[There are a lot of shitty people in the world, too.]